I Speak Geek
When you live overseas and travel a lot, a common question is, “So how many languages do you know?” My answer is normally “Zero”, because as I travel, I realize how little I really know my mother tongue (English).
Additionally, I get asked the question, “So what language do you program in? English or German?” Well, code is code. It is its own language, but usually draws from English. Normally, I do document my code in English, as that is the unofficial international business language of programmers. However, if I know the only other programmers that will look at it are German, then I try to document in German.
But in the end, the reality is: I speak “Geek”